We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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