I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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