He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
When are your genitals available?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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