Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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