KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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