But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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