But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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