Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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