i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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