oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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