She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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