and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
