Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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