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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.

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• (831): View more from California

  i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.

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• (714): View more from California

  There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Is being in jail an excusable absence?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro

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• (315): View more from New York

  Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

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  It was tough but I powered through it.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!

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