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(567): View more from Ohio

we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.

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(239): View more from Florida

So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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(320): View more from Minnesota

He won't sleep with me again until I commit...

(1-320): View more from Minnesota

Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON

(908): View more from New Jersey

Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise

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(631): View more from New York

I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned

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(805): View more from California

I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot

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