I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.