420 ftw
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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