BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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