They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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