She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
