How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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