Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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