okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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