I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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