I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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