So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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