She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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