susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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