oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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