you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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