what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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