If that was your dad, he is hot
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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