She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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