i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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