HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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