yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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