I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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