Are we in a gay sports bar?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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