UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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