Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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