I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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