There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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