So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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