He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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