I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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