carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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