He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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