why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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