I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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