Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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