the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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