I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Someone came in the potted fern
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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