perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Two words: blizzard sex
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Sex in the backyard? Check.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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