Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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