how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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